my valentine has pointy ears, says meow, and chocolate will kill him

shady duck:

i feel as though i would be a traitor to my generation if my bedazzled lace heart didn't have the obligatory coronary re: the commercial implications of today. meh. bitching about hallmark is the disaffected equivalent of getting a tribal tattoo. 

what i will gladly bemoan, however, is the lack of creative people in my life. or people, period. i mean really real life-like ferris bueller turf. no keyboard allowed. if i don't get out for a girls night without boyfriend in tow soon i'm going to slowly suffocate in my plastic bag antiseptic chloroform apartment. i need to slowly back away from my laptop before this becomes a rant...and i need female friends.