volunteering to count votes was a thankless job. i felt like a tally ho.

i woke up in a crap mood this morning so i did what any sam eagle american would do: i went shopping. it was only thrifting but it was oh, so nice to get out of the house for a while. i spend entirely too much time hanging out with four legged beasts. the large soggy pile of dog crap on the carpet when i came home only served to remind me how much needed a fleeting break from this mammalian madness was. yes dogpants. i'm looking at you. 

thirty dollars worth of clothes:

i needed tee shirts. in keeping with tradition i attempted to find the most ridiculous ones that i could.

so excited about this:

oh, i dyed my hair orange, apparently. sigh.